FBI and Cyber-Security oxymoron

gAto rEaD –The FBI is planning to have a geek squad to look for the coders of Botnets -WRONG they should go after the Bot’s and c&c already online—

Kevin Mitnick discounted the FBI’s plans to build a “cadre of specially trained computer scientists able to extract hackers’ digital signatures from mountains of malicious code.” – Kevin knows that hackers trade code and pick / slice and dice functions and code in hacker sites.

gAtOmAlO sAy’s

Some sites train n00bs – newbies bot-masters to send them out-/ they get caught and the commercial ones the ones that learned and survived share the knowledge.

“The signal goes everywhere and so do I” -gAtOmAlO –

We can’t stop the knowledge and we can’t stop the coders new ones come and go everyday – new ones quit and new ones start. Code is a function and the same function can be written in so many different ways.

Crunch away FBI scientist while new FUD mask the next wave of Bot-nets with a simple variant of Zeus or SpyEye and you got a new Bank attempt. They are all free in the wild so anyone that wants the code get’s it Free…. check YouTube guy’s “How 2 Zeus”

If you want to go after the Bot-nets you work with the front lines ISP and system admins – If the FBI would only tap into the FREE information that is available from some of the best minds. Just ask us and we will help. I hear Penetta Scream “Cyber 9/11” come on –If we need cyber security people  just go on LinkedIn and pick and ASK US we will help in ways that you have no idea.

Crowd source problems into the web and see who comes up with a solution to a problems- we have so many new ways to use the masses of people in cyberspace and social media to help and protect not just our country but we can help any other country as we learn more about cyber security. We are your biggest problem and your biggest solution to the cyber security problem…

Sorry gATO’s dealing with the FBI and the lack of respect they give people that help them, makes me sick. But keep on- keeping on FBI -and the rest of the White Hats – don’t you see, open your eyes…where here to help -gATO OuT 

FBI cybersecurity shift draws skepticism from experts

Kevin Mitnick, the former hacker turned security consultant, is one who doubts focusing on criminals rather than attacks would slow them



Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.

“The Programmer” Chuck Norris

5. Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

7. Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.

8. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.

9. All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.

10. MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).

11. Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

12. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

13. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.

14. Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

15. Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations…ever.

16. Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

17. “It works on my machine” always holds true for Chuck Norris.

18. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

19. Chuck Norris doesn’t do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.

20. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

21. Chuck Norris’s beard can type 140 wpm.

22. Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

23. Chuck Norris doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

24. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

25. When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message “Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?”.